Chain Saw on the Bus?

Following a recent post re what you can and can not bring on the bus I had an email asking if a Chain Saw can be carried on the bus.

Yes you can bring a Chain Saw on the bus.

Under either of the two following conditions:-

Condition One
A) You have a letter from a reputable garage workshop which states that running water at the rate of one litre per minute has been fed through the petrol (gas) tank for at least 24 hours.
B) You have a letter from a reputable Bomb Disposal Officer that states he/she has dropped 100 lighted matches into the petrol (gas) tank and there was no sign of an explosion.
C) The petrol (gas) tank is full of dry sand.
D) You can convince me that a Chain Saw comes under the heading of normal hand luggage.

Of the above I would suspect that part D would be the hard part.

Condition Two
The Chain Saw is running and you get on accompanied by a film crew screaming,"I'm a Texan! This is a remake."

You are more likely to get your Chain Saw on if condition two is applied.

Good luck.