Friday, 28 September 2007

Persistent Would Be Passenger.

I was driving out of Brixham when an other driver came over on the radio warning the next bus at Eugene Rd heading for Paignton that a person wanted to bring a bike on the bus. Seven or eight minutes later the next driver bus driver said he had refused a would be passenger who wanted to bring a bike on the bus. He also said the person had been a bit abusive. Eight minutes later the next driver got on the radio and asked control if he was right to refuse to carry a bike. Control agreed, we don't carry bikes on the bus. An other seven minutes later the bike and owner of bike were still at Eugene Rd and control stated that buses did not carry bikes. The owner of the bike by this time was very abusive. A fifth bus driver also explained the bike could not be carried one the bus. Before the next bus arrived at Eugene Rd I had arrived in Paignton for my break and I didn't hear if the bike owner had an other try. 38 minutes before the bike owner gave up. What I call persistence.

Bus Fire in Leeds.



Found this on YouTube. It happened in Leeds a few days ago. I have never had any thing like this happen to me, thank goodness.
No one was hurt in the making of this video.

Tuesday, 25 September 2007

A Little More on the Incident Involving the Ambulance



I have heard from people who were there and from newspaper reports that the ambulance had come to a stop at the lights. While this photo, taken later in the day and sent to me by a reader, shows it was on the right hand side of the traffic island it also appears to show that the red car had taken the corner very wide. The damage to the ambulance also suggests that it was stationary, one impact site, not a long mark that that would be produced if it was moving when the red car hit.

Today I was at this junction and I watched cars turning left from the Totnes Rd and they all managed to do so without moving out of the left lane.

Monday, 24 September 2007

Changes to the 12A


When you want the Brixham bus it is a 50/50 chance the White Rock bus will turn up.
So check the timetable.
Where's White Rock? I hear you say. I'll work out how to paste maps some time in the near future.
On Sunday we go on to winter timetables and there is a change to the 12A service. At present, during the day the 12A runs from Newton to Brixham via Torquay, Paignton, the Zoo, Roselands, South Devon College, White Rock and on to Brixham. It runs every 15 minutes till just after 6 pm when it changes to 30 minutes. From Monday every other 12A will only go as far as White Rock where it will turn round at St Mawes Drive. If you are traveling from Newton, Torquay or Paignton to South Devon College or Roselands this change will not effect you. It will effect those passengers travelling through to Brixham from the Zoo, College, and Roselands as there will only be a through bus every half hour and it will effect those passengers who travel from Brixham on a 12A as this service will now also be only every half hour. From Brixham the 12A will run at 21 and 51 minutes past the hour and from the college at 24 and 54 minutes past the hour. All the 12As between 1624 and 1724 will run all the way to Brixham. Full details of these and all new timetables can be found by clicking here.



Remember Please; these changes were not my idea so don't shout at me if I'm not going where you want to go.

Fatal Accident.


There was a fatal accident here in Torbay, at Churston Bridge, this morning at about 8:30. Churston Bridge is an accident Black Spot. This accident involved a motorcycle, a van and a large truck. The motorcyclist was badly injured and was being taken to hospital by ambulance which was itself involved in a collision at the lights a Tweenaway Cross in Paignton.
The junction where the second crash happened, is a well know traffic bottleneck. At this spot the road is a duel carriageway with two lanes in either direction. The lanes in the direction the ambulance was travelling would have been full of traffic for about 100 yards up to the traffic lights at the junction with Totnes Road and the driver of the ambulance decided to travel on the right hand side of the central reservation to avoid a long delay. As he reached the junction the red car made a left turn from Totnes Road and collided with the ambulance. An other ambulance, based in Paignton, took the injured motorcyclist on to Torbay Hospital. Unfortunately the motorcyclist died later. He had suffered severe head and chest injures in the original accident.

Sunday, 23 September 2007

A Rare Event


This bus wouldn't run dispite the advert on the side and had to be towed back to the yard. Not something you see every day.

Parking a Car is Easy, You Just Back Up and Hope.




This is Regent Close where Torquay Depot is situated. The car on the pavement in the two photos does not belong to a driver. At least I hope it doesn't. The two photos were taken 16 days apart and at first glance it would appear that the car has not moved. But look closely and you will see it has. It's pretty consistent parking, even if it is crap parking.

Friday, 21 September 2007

Car Free Day


Today was 'Car Free Day' here in Devon. I even had my photo taken by the local paper in an attempt to give some publicity to the event. Actually the local council sent a councillor down to the Strand and he was the main personality which was a good job as the Herald Express photographer (seen in the photo with the councillor) managed to hide most of my face behind the nearside mirror. Devon County Council organised a promotion with the company, we sold Car Free Explorer Tickets for £3.80 instead of the usual price. One passenger protested when I sold him an explorer for the reduced price that it usually cost £6.00. When I explained that the cheaper price was to reward him for not using his car today he pointed out that he did not have a car to use. So I said, "Right, that's different then. That will be £6.00." Only kidding.


Anyway I had a look at the number of passengers I carried last time I did Duty 3610 which was the duty I was doing today. (Each duty produces different numbers of passengers. Generally speaking the earlier you start the more passengers you carry). With it being 'No Car Day' I expected the number of passengers to be up today. Well I carried 83 less people than last time which was only two weeks ago. The County Council will have to work harder to get people out of their cars than they did today. But we all know that, car owners are not easily seperated from their cars.
Have a look at Devon CC's web site that promotes the event. If you were a teacher you would write' could do better' on this effort.

Thursday, 20 September 2007

Dull Days


It a quiet time, not much happening now the summer season is drawing to a close. Today for instance, what happened today. Well I started on Torquay Harbour. Just before my bus arrived I spoke to the Public Transport Coordinator for Torbay who was on one of our open top buses together with a film crew who were filming some shots for a TV program to be broadcast in January. Something to do with a holiday program made 30 years ago here in Torquay. A sort of then and now. I tried to get my face on film but I am not the face of Torquay and they told me to go away. Which I did, to Brixham as a 12A. Then, still as a 12A I went to Newton Abbot. 5 minutes there and of to the depot for lunch. While at the depot I had a look at the new rotas due to start on 30 September for the winter. I hope it is a short winter, not the best rotas I have ever seen, after I have studied them for a few days I might find some thing good to report. (Don't hold your breath).
After lunch down to Brixham driving a number 12. 5 minutes stand time and then back up to Newton Abbot. The most exciting moments of this trip were in Paignton Bus Station where I had to direct several would be passengers to the bus bound for Brixham which leaves from Stand M. I was on Stand Q going the other way. Then from Newton back to the depot dead and finish.
Told you it was dull, didn't I.
The bus in the photo was an 85 down from Exeter which is where the cinema it is advertising is. Our local cinema is called the Central Cinema and the only thing I can say about that is that it has just had a new paint job, it was looking very tatty. There has been a little improvement.

Wednesday, 19 September 2007

Long distance bus.

When I first started driving a bus here in Devon I spent 6 months driving round Newton Abbot. There were 3 main routes which went to Buckland, Sandygate and High Week. Each route took 12 minutes to get to the destination and 13 minutes to get back to Newton. Then 5 minutes stand time and round again, and again, and again. On a bad day, i.e. a 9 and a half hour shift you could do 17 round trips. Some people like this kind of bus driving but I am not one of them. When I first went in the office looking for a job I explained to the depot manager that I was driving a bus in London but was thinking of moving to Torquay and did he have a job for me. When he said yes my next question was, "When can I go on the 12 route?" It is a long route, it takes 2hour 45 minutes to do a complete round trip and it is only just possible to do 3 round trips a day and that is on a long duty, 2 and a half is about average and is much more to my liking. I can not be doing with up and down 15 or 17 times a day. After 2 hours and 4 trips done and 13 more to go makes for a long day. Now I came across a route to other day that take 24 weeks to do a round trip. London to Sydney, lots of stops. Never get bored with that many round trips a year.
It is run by a company called OzBus and the fare is £3750 one way, takes 12 weeks so bring a good book. The first trip left on the 16 September and the next trip is due out on the 23 September so get booking.

More info click here

Saturday, 15 September 2007

Abbey Road


Abbey Road in Torquay is a one way street, going up the hill.
Blue van driver mustn't know that.
P.S. You're not the blue van driver are you?

Just a Quiet Saturday

The road works in Newton Abbot wouldn't be so bad except the person who put the temporary traffic lights up had been to the 'Total Chaos School for Temporary Traffic Tight Erectors'. They are three way lights and behind where I am standing are an other set of lights. Traffic comes out from Sherborne Rd and fills three quarters of the space, then the lights change and more traffic comes out of Queen Street and fills the rest of the space and gets stopped right where the bus is, the narrow bit. Then we get a green light but there is an 85A sat there and we can't go any where when we finally get a green light. Then the lights behind us change and the traffic starts to move. By this time we have a red light and guess what? CHAOS.

Later on in the day a woman gets on in Paignton and shows me a Rover Rover ticket for her dog. 75 pence and the dog can make as many bus trips as it likes all day long, save going walkies, a bargain. She doesn't bother showing me her ticket and I have to ask a couple of times. Now because of the above item I am running late and as every bus driver will tell you, when you are running late every second you lose like this sends the stress level up a couple of points on the Ricter scale. Down the road we go and I pick a young man up who is playing his radio. I politely ask him to turn his radio off, I don't want to listen to his music and I am sure no one else on the bus does either. (If you wish to listen to music on a bus get a pair of well padded earphones and every one will love you). The young man turns his radio off. A few stops down the line the lady with the dog gets off but pauses with one foot on the platform and tells me how wonderful I was for, and I quote, "Telling that young man off." I didn't, I merely asked him, politely to switch his radio off which he did. I try to point this little but important fact out to the lady but she was having none of this and was now trying to explain her pet hates, people having a conversation at the top of there voice on a mobile phone. She was telling me this, you've guess it, at the top of her voice. Remember I, and everyone on the bus is running late and getting later. We don't wish to know her pet hats. Really we don't. Stress level going up. Oh yes; and the punch line. She is the mother, and therefore should know better, of one of our bus drivers.

Thursday, 13 September 2007

Second Opinion

Some passengers have to have a second opinion. Today I was on Paignton Bus Station waiting to take over a bus for my second half when a 12 came in and loaded and then departed. Seconds after the bus had started t0 reverse off the stand 3 people came into the bus station and watched the bus go with mounting horror. One of them walked up and down in almost despair at the thought of having to wait for the next bus. In some places I can understand this as buses are few and far between but here in Torbay there is a bus from Paignton to Torquay every 7 or 8 minutes. Anyway as she wandered about like a lost explorer in the middle of the Sahara Desert she noticed that on the front of a 12 heading for Brixham (the opposite way to Torquay) there occurred the name of the place she wanted to get to; Torquay. She called to her friends in a way gold miners proclaimed the discovery of the yellow stuff, crying out in excitement that she had found a bus for Torquay. As I was standing next to her I did my customer care bit and explained that the bus had already been to Torquay and was going the opposite way to the one she wanted. "Oh. Thank you." she said, biting back the tears of disappointment at the discovery that all she had found was fool's gold. She still went and asked the driver if he went to Torquay just to make sure.

A similar incident occured a few days ago when I was doing one of my rare excursions into the world as it exists before 8 am. I'm not sure I like being up that early. Anyway, I was following an X80 through Preston (we need a Preston by pass by the way). It had stopped at St Paul's church and one passenger had boarded. I was dropping a couple of passengers off at the same stop and pulled in behind. I could see through the back window of the X80 that the passenger had had a short and apparently unfulfilling conversation with the driver and had got off and was now walking back to my humble bus. I knew what was coming. Sure enough passenger got on with an Around Torbay Concessionary Pass in hand and wanted to go to Christchurch a mile down the road. I said exactly what the X80 driver would have said, "Twirly" (1) Around Torbay passes can not be used before 9:30 on weekdays. I must have been more convincing than the FirstBus driver, or maybe a more honest face because the passenger believed me and paid the fare, grumbling while I prised the coins from a very unwilling hand. My advise to write to Nic Bye the Mayor probably went unheard as the passenger wandered down the bus looking for some poor soul to tell his tale of woe to. But that early in the morning poor souls are hard to find.

Footnote (1) "Twirly"... Too early!

Wednesday, 12 September 2007

Newton Livestock Market

Newton Abbot bus station has a livestock market right next to it. Every Wednesday the sound of sheep in their pens being sold is heard during the day. However I was there at 20:05 this evening and I could hear the poor sheep baring away to themselves as I waited my time to go. The market is usually clear by mid afternoon. My first though was some farmer had come to market and bough some sheep and had then gone to the pub to celebrate and had driven home forgetting his sheep. Then this evening when I got home there was and item on the news about a new outbreak of Foot and Mouth and all movement of animals had been stopped. Not something our farmers needed the have land on their plates so soon after the last outbreak.

An other little thing from Newton today is about the up coming road works due to take 11 weeks. Today someone had been round with little cans of spray paint marking the road out so the contractors know where to dig and where to plant. Lets hope they get it right this time. Also the road is to be closed completely on Saturday, Sunday and Monday. As it is the only way out of the bus station it means the bus station will be closed. I did ask what would be put in place as one or two passengers have asked where they will catch the bus but so far information is thin on the ground. All will be reveled, probably Saturday lunch time. Maybe we will all drive into the bus station, do a three point turn, (though with a 34 foot long bus it could be a 23 point turn) and out again. Could be fun.

Sunday, 9 September 2007

Dog.


Left click on the photo.

Saturday, 8 September 2007

Abbey Road

Abbey Road, in Torquay, early this morning. There was a lot of mist about which usually means we are going to have a fine day. Which we did. Sun all day long. Isn't Torquay wonderful?


It was a good day driving too, even though I had a 10 hour 20 minute duty. Traffic was light appart from an accident at the Penn Inn roundabout which put me ten minutes late into Newton but I made that up before I got back to Paignton. And now I have two days off and the sun has promised to shine for me on both days.

And here are some reflections in a bus window.

Friday, 7 September 2007

A Councillor and a Road Works Notice.

The first photo is of a local Councillor and the photographer from the local paper. I was waiting time on the Harbour this morning when the guy with the camera boarded the bus and asked if he could take a couple of photos of the other guy who he explained was a councillor doing his bit to publicize an up coming event called, "No Car Day." Happy to oblige this good cause I let them take a few shots, some with me in the frame. So I may end up on page 23 of the local rag if I am lucky.

After the shoot, I asked the councillor if he was actually going to take a ride on the bus. He didn't come up with the words, "Don't be daft." but he may as well have done.

After they had gone and I continued with the journey a lady passenger came up to me as she was getting off and asked what the photo shoot had been about and I explained. "Oh," she said. "I thought it was a councillor. Not a word of explanation to us poor passengers. Some of us have appointments to keep. Just do as he wants. Just like the council." I often wonder why people want to be councillors, what ever they do someone will have a go at them. It wasn't as if the bus had been delayed in any way, I was only waiting time; we get 3 minutes waiting time in the summer on the Harbour. If I had been late I would have said so and let the poor sod in the bus behind get his photo in the paper.



The second photo is likely to have longer implications, 11 weeks longer. A little history concerning this set of road works is in order. Some time last summer a new supermarket was built in Newton Abbot and the road lay out was changed some what. The main road was re-routed round the back of the super store and a roundabout removed. While the work was being done temporary traffic lights were erected. They have been there over a year now. A new road was laid which was only 12 feet wide, not wide enough for two buses to pass each other. So we now have a single lane road controlled by traffic lights at either end when there is plenty of room for a really wide road. Waiting at these lights, right out side the library which is full of "SILENCE" notices, delays the bus up to 2 minutes which is 3% of it's journey time.

At the time I believed that some one had misread the plans or the distances were in metric and the road workers measured in feet or some such thing. I even email Devon County Council last December and asked them when the road would be finished and had the been a problem. I got an email back saying the work would be done in April and the road width had been on the original plan to allow for pedestrian access and no mistake had been made. Yeah, right, I believe you. We shall see in 11 weeks if the original plans have been changed and the road widened or the single lane road remains in place just to show what the original plans were.

Well now we have 11 weeks of possible delays getting out of Newton Abbot bus station, there is no other way out and no where else we can put the bus station for the next 11 weeks. Should be fun.

Thursday, 6 September 2007

Bits.


A little unpleasant incident on the bus today. One that happens but only rarely, three times so far in ten years. I took over the bus in Paignton heading for Torquay and Newton with about 40 passengers. Most got off in Torquay and I continued on to Newton. I suspect the deed had been done by this time but I am not sure. In Newton a couple boarded the bus for Paignton and the gentleman came down stairs and gave me the bad news. Some one had been sick up stairs. I had a look and used some ticket feed to put a police line don't cross style barrier across the seats affected and advised passengers as they boarded of the problem. I did pick up about 40 more passengers as I headed down towards the depot on the Newton Road where a replacement bus awaited me. It was a hot day today, up to 24C and the bus was getting a little smelly by the time I got there and transferred to a nice clean bus to continue the journey.


Now I can understand why some one who has been sick on a bus may not wish to tell the driver that they have been sick, a bit embarrassing to say the least. But what they could do when they are getting of the bus is say to the driver, "I am sorry driver but I think some one has been sick on your bus." The sooner I know about it the quicker I can do some thing about it and it get less chance to start to smell.


The other little problem I came across to day was on the Stagecoach in Devon web site where the timetables are kept. At the moment the 12A runs from South Devon College to Brixham every 15 minutes. From 30 September it will still leave the College every 15 minutes but only every other bus will make it to Brixham and the others will only get as far as Roselands. They wont even connect with a bus that does get to Brixham. So, if you are driving the Roseland’s bus when you get to the College then you will have to explain to some one who may have already been waiting up to 15 minutes for a bus to Brixham that they will have to wait an other 15 minutes or catch the bus to Roseland and then walk down to the main road, 5 minutes, and wait for a 12 going to Brixham. Possibly an other 15 minutes wait. I am really looking forward to that experience.


To end on a bright note, the temperature got to 24C today and the good weather looks set to stay good for several days yet.


A bit of wild life in the garden this morning. As you can see I am not as enthusiastic about gardening as I am about bus stops.

Wednesday, 5 September 2007

September and still summer.

Over the last week or so we have had some of the best weather so far this year. Sunny and dry, little wind and the children have just gone back to school. What we now get for the next 6 weeks are the more mature holiday makers. They come down on coach holidays because it is quieter and no longer High Season. The holidays may cost slightly less but I am afraid the bus fares don't go down. After 18 months of free(1) bus travel at home, having to pay for your bus fare comes as a bit of a shock. One thing that always happens is one elderly chap will get on the bus clutching a 5 pound note and waves his 5 companions on to the bus saying, "I'll get the bus fares, you can buy the first round." Then he turns to me and asks for, "Six returns to Brixham please and I am sorry I have nothing smaller." At this point I wonder do I know enough about what to when someone has a heart attack on the bus platform when I punch in the numbers on the ticket machine and press issue 6 times and brightly ask for, "£22.80."

An other problem we have with these holidaymakers is timing. They all have breakfast at the same time and then go for a sit down in the hotel lobby while the all decide to go to Brixham, all at the same time, 10:15. This morning I had just left the Strand in Torquay heading for Paignton and Brixham via the bus stop at Belgrave Road. There are lots of hotels in Belgrave Road and about 75% of the guests are standing at the stop waiting for little old me. I know it isn't personal but I have a little problem, I'm a 12A which goes the long way round to Brixham and takes an hour to get there; the 12 only take 40 minutes so it is better for them to get a number 12. It is a lot of explaining and not all believe the horror story of what a trip to Brixham is like on a 12A. Still they get there in the end. So on to Paignton Bus Station where an other large crowd await. Including a young lady seated in an electric wheel chair. A brand new electric wheel chair. Which she has not yet quiet got the hang of. I get out of the bus and put the ramp down so she can get on the bus but one of the wheels misses the ramp. I manage to grab the chair before it topples over and redirect so we manage to get it on the bus. It was even worse getting it of the bus, she managed to jam it in the aisle. a bit of brute force and swearing under breath got it out and of the bus but all this took time. We finally got to Brixham 1 hour 15 minutes after leaving Torquay and those passenger who hadn't believed me when I said, "Wait for a number 12, it will get you to Brixham quicker than me." certainly believed me now.

Rest of the day passed by without much noticeable incident. Oh, an X46 broke down and blocked Union Street for a few minutes. I was no where near. Oh, and who ever the driver is who like to make odd noises on the radio is still at it. I wish he would get some help before the rest of us need help. It's very childish and very annoying.

Footnote (1) No such thing as free bus travel; lots of tax payers somewhere have to pay for it.

Tuesday, 4 September 2007

Going into Brixham.

The last couple of hundred yards before getting to the terminus at Brixham involve getting round a tight right hand bend which is always made worse by the fact that there are always parked vehicle on the left. This means that you have to take the bus over the right hand side of the road without really knowing what may be coming the other way. Definitely a little prayer to the god of blind bends.
video

Sunday Morning.


Now and then I start early enought to have to get a bus out of the bus park. We don't have a lot of room here in Torquay Depot so it can be a bit of a struggle to get to your bus never mind get the damn thing out of the park and onto the road.
Some where in this lot is my bus.

National Express

Once again a National Express coach has been involved in an incident. This incident took place as the coach was leaving a Motorway at Newport Pagnel on the M1. Several passengers were injured as was the driver who had to be cut free from the wreckage. As if the case in all such incidents the driver was then breath-tested. He was later arrested on suspicion of drink driving and dangerous driving.
Full story here from the BBC

Parking on Bus Stops!



Listen, read my lips, what part of,"You can't bring that motor bike on this bus" don't you understand?

So you can't bring motor bikes on buses so don't park the bloody thing on a bus stop, pillock.

Sunday, 2 September 2007

More on Fleet St.

More on Fleet street from the Herald Express.

BUSES DRIVING US CRAZY
11:00 - 27 August 2007

The floods also once again brought home how silly it is to have a 'pedestrian priority' area where the welfare of pedestrians clearly comes last.Shopkeepers in Fleet Street were incensed that as the flood waters rose Stagecoach buses were still running up and down the road.

But how come so many are there in the first place?It's something Ann Williams raised after visiting Fleet Street.The former Torbay councillor said: "I sat in the precinct and there were buses everywhere. They were queuing up and beeping their horns. It was horrible."

Ann said she spoke to three visitors while she was in Fleet Street."They said they wouldn't be coming back to Torquay," said Ann.Stagecoach does a good job in the Bay and it obviously has to get its buses through the town and down on to the harbourside.But Fleet Street is either open to traffic or not. At the moment it's in between and that's a tragedy in the making

videoLets take a few points from this short article. One the flood waters arrived in less that 3 minutes and were not Stagecoaches doing. The shops were flooded by the rising water and would have been flooded even if Stagecoach had stopped running. What was the former councillor doing about the buses using Fleet Street when she was a councillor? Answer, nothing. And three, in the nine years I have lived here and driven up and down Fleet Street several times a day and walked up and down Fleet Street several times a week I have NEVER heard a bus horn being blow. She makes a brief visit and hears them being blown all the time. She is one unlucky councillor. I have also spoken to visitors who say they are never coming back to Torquay and they give me lots of reasons, none favorable to the local councils efforts to improve Torquay for the visitor. I have also spoken to thousands of visitors who will be coming back to Torquay.

Watch the video and see if you think any of the pedestrians or in any danger from the buses. The buses are 34 feet long and take 5 second to pass a given point. That is 6.8 ft per second which is slightly over 4 mph. Stopping distance at 4 mph is 6 inches.

Don't Try This At Home.

From the Herald Express

BUS FAN TAKES THREE FOR A RIDE
11:00 - 01 September 2007

A tipsy 56-year-old bus enthusiast from Teignmouth climbed into a Stagecoach bus and tried to drive it home, a court heard yesterday.Gary Millgate was even wearing a Stagecoach tie and shirt given to him by other bus drivers he had befriended.He had a few drinks before he clambered into the red and white bus - unaware that there were three passengers already on board.Millgate managed to start the vehicle which was parked in Exeter's main bus station and reversed it just 10 feet, drove it forward 10 feet and then struck a metal bollard causing £400 damage.The real bus driver came out of a canteen to find Millgate at the controls and he was arrested.He was given a breath test and found to be around two and a half times over the legal limit.

Exeter magistrates heard that Millgate used buses to travel between his home in Teignmouth to go to the Exeter bus social club.The court heard the bus doors were open, he got on board unaware of the passengers sitting in their seats, and pushed a button to start the engine.He told police: "I tried to be clever. I thought I could drive it but I couldn't. I moved it forward and backwards and hit the pillar."

Millgate, of Lendrick House, 4 South View, Teignmouth, admitted taking the bus without consent, drink driving and having no insurance.Mr Peter Seigne, defending, said: "This is rather a strange case. He is a single man who lives in a flat next door to his elderly mother."He is a lonely man who has not worked for a number of years."He has developed an interest in buses."He is an associate member of the bus station social club and knew all the bus drivers. He expressed an interest in buses to various drivers who gave him bits and bobs of old clothing they did not want."He turned up at the club dressed as a bus driver. He does not hold a driver's licence."But earlier this month he had drunk some alcohol in Exeter and went to the bus station.Mr Seigne said: "He did not realise there were passengers on board. He decided to get on and foolishly and regrettably he tried to drive it."He drove it about 10 feet in reverse and was back in first gear when he struck the bollard. He spent a frightening night in the police cells."

The magistrates ordered reports on Millage before they pass sentence and said custody was an option.And they banned him from the roads in the meantime.Mr Seigne said he was still travelling to the busman's social club but using other forms of transport.

OK. Now all bus enthusiast out there; don't try this at your local bus station unless:-
a) you have a bus driver's licence
b) you work for the bus company
c) you are on duty at the time
d) you haven't had 6 pints of beer.

Please note b) and c) don't count if you have your own bus.