This post is dedicated to Simon Curtis who got the lowest ever score, one point, in the specialist subject round on Mastermind , the world famous BBC quiz show.
You are driving your bus towards a bus stop, there is one person standing there. They don't put their hand out. What do you do?
Pass.
There is a cyclist ahead off you but there is not much room. What do you do?
Pass.
You pull in at a stop and an off duty bus driver gets on. What should he show you but probably will not?
Pass.
If you are over 60 what should you have to get free travel on the bus?
Pass.
You are playing for the depot football team and you kick the ball to an other member of your team. What is the technical term for this action?
Pass.
On the X46 route from Exeter there is a small range of hills. The road takes a meandering path over the lowest part of these hills. What is the geographical name for this path.
Pass.
You get to the terminus and have 20 mins to wait before you leave so you read the paper. What are you said to be letting time do?
Pass.
You are driving your bus through Roselands, the bit going up a hill, round a bend and over two speed humps. There are parked cars on both sides of the road and a car appears. The driver flashes his lights. What should you do.
Pass.
If you are appearing on Mastermind and you don't know the answer to a question what do you say?
What in God's name am I doing here and why doesn't the ground open up and swallow me and what the **** are all my mates going to say to me tomorrow and for the next twenty years and why did I chose to answer questions on bus timetables.
1 comment:
So if you're flatulent what is it that you're doing to the wind?
And if you micturate, what is it you're a'doing to the water?
Can this be pay-back for all them youthful times I've sinned,
Or isn't kharma dealing out the bits it oughterr?
Sorry...couldn't resist...an' it be versified too!
Thirty two years on boy an' still going strong...don't tell oi tell ee!
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