If Only

Hi Chris

I am sure you will be really upset at the moment but I couldn't resist writing to you now (befor you go for your little holiday courtesy of her Majesty Liz II).

If only you had paid the speeding fine and employed a driver for the period of your ban, or better still when you got to 6 points if only you had learnt to drive a bit slower. It's 30 for a reason you know.

Then if only you had realised that secrets, especially when you are a public figure, have a way of getting out.

Then if only you had remembered that loyalty works both ways. Your wife was only going to be loyal to you so long as you were loyal to her. Fancy telling her at half time in a football match that it was full time for her?

Then we get to the big one. If only you had remembered the saying (not always true but apparently true in this case) "Hell have no fury like a woman scorned." She certainly did you in even if it put herself in exactly the same situation you were in. Charged with perverting the course of justice. Revenge can be some what blind.

Still, you are a rich bloke. Buy a small island somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and move there till the fuss dies down. After you get out that is.