Up in Roselands there is a family of ducks. Mum Duck and her 3 little ones. A single parent family I have to report, either that or Dad Duck spends his days out working hard and I have misjudged him. Anyway one day last week when the sun was shinning they were all out in the garden playing football with mum as the referee.
One of the little ducks must have been upset by one or more of her decisions and shouted that well know, to referees that is, saying, "Get your eyes tested, Ref.
So the next day when I went past there is mum having her eyes tested. Probably the only ref in the history of the game to actually go and get his/ her eyes tested.